One of my favorite internet time wasters is cruising the Japanese tech import websites. They always offer a the best crap — and I mean crap in the sense that you really don’t need this stuff — at some ridiculously cheap prices. And I mean $2 for a plastic pig with speakers in it’s snout. Plust, they always have a “lady” section with things like facial bleach and some of the ugliest purses ever. Fascinating! Below are some of my picks.

USB Flash Bracelet
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Who doesn’t like the idea of just putting your 1GB nerd-dom just right out there on your wrtist? These come in a set of four, as well. I assume for accessorizing. [$14.96, DealExtreme]


Spy Cam
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So this extremely happy pig with the open arms and all, he’s got a camera in him that you can hook up to a computer and record video with. If you get one of these, you should probably film yourself. And take a long, hard look. [$15.45, Deal Extreme]


Puppies and Mice
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OMG! It’s a little plastic puppy floating in water in that mouse! With his tounge sticking out! That’s gonna keep me distracted for hours. . . [$6.86, IPMart]


Sparkles
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I already have a similar pair I got from an SF vendor but for 25x more. / Pretty, vintage-esqe, and in basic black and silver. UH-dorable. / This is the only time I’ve ever approved of dolphins on jewelry. Ever. [$ .60, $4.87, and $18.60, here, here and here]


Landline
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If you’re one of those crazy people that still has a landline, you should by this. Not only is it a pretty, genie colored blue, it also has a cat (or maybe bear?) wearing overalls on it. Oh, and it can change the pitch of your voice with the flip of a switch! Perfect for all those tween girl’s sleep-over nites featuring harassing phone calls! [$10.27, Chinavasion]

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